Happy Thanksgiving from Wonderland!
Wishing you a Very Happy (and Humorous) Holiday!
Gobble! Gobble!
Read on for our selection of the season’s best celebrity takes on the pleasures (and perils) of Thanksgiving. Whether you’re a staunch traditionalist or a prefer a little counter-culture irony, we’re sure we’ve got a quote for you!
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
– Irv Kupcinet
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.
People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
And then discover once a year is way too often.
– Johnny Carson
Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.
– Oprah Winfrey
Most turkeys taste better the day after;
my mother’s tasted better the day before.
– Rita Rudner
When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty
my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.
– Sam Lefkowitz
Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.
– W.J. Cameron
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare.
They are consumed in 12 minutes.
Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.
– Erma Bombeck
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